Corn Man.

After a long day of stress, nap time has arrived, you jump into your bed and hope to get the most sleep possible for the next day, until you wake up, and you see him. Corn Man, he stares at you in confusion, you stare back in admirance, how could there be such a perfect living being? you dont have any words to describe such beauty, you just sit next to it, looking at it, wondering "why was I selected to be seen by the eyes of a true god?" "Is this what eternal happiness is?" you could stay here forever, under the shadow of your new idol, Corn Man. "This is great, you are great, I dont ever wanna leave" you whisper to Corn Man, He nods, you lay next to him, and shortly fall asleep, you wake up. It was just a dream. You burst into tears as you realize, corn man isnt real. you start getting the chair ready, until you hear a familiar "Corn.." through your window. Its him, corn man again. you open the window, as he takes you back to corn land. what is wrong with me.