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this game takes a while to load, but thats ok. we expertly crafted the most interesting loading screens imaginable, that you might even forget you're waiting for the game to load. "why does this game take forever to load?" - you, probably well, this game is the most intense action adventure game of the decade, century, and even millennium. you must traverse obstacles of great magnitude, forge friendships, laugh, cry. but remember, this game may take a while to load, so please enjoy the loading screens. you will not be disappointing, whether you come for the game or the loading screens.