Plasmatopia

-Darnit, seems like we crashed on the planet. +It seems our rocket is broken, so we gotta find parts to fix it. -Let me try calling on Earth. (Static Effect) -Oof, seems like our speakers are busted from the crash. +Hey wait, what is that thing i see over there? -It must be a lost astronaut! Let's help him. -Hey wait- YOU'RE NOT AN ASTRONAUT! +IT'S ONE OF THOSE ALIENS OUR BOSS TOLD US ABOUT! +RUN!- (Screaming and static effects)