oh y'kno

PLEASE put this as your blurb if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their blurb because they have already been eaten by pandas; 28% are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Pandapocolypse, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.