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Long ago in a distant land, I, Quagmire, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Stewie warrior wielding a magic Monster Energy Drink stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Quagmire!