Energy Being Testing Facility

My name is ###### ###### I'm a Spectrodeoxyribonucleologist at the United States Center of ######## and Energy Experimentation located deep underground in the Nevada deserts. We don't know how, but some of our more experimental experiments have gotten free, and have cut off our main power generator from the complex. We called you guys in to help us keep the experiments from getting out of the complex. Please keep a weapon at your side at all times, and, most important, watch your back.