Beach in a bottle

You live in a beach in a bottle. its not really a beach, theres no water... but there is a beach right there! the only thing stopping you is a wooden cap.. your a... a toy in a bottle? no i dont want the story to go that way... a tiny person..? no.... just... dont think about that part of the story just... enjoy okay? its all within your grasp... all you ever need.... are you going to escape this bottle and finally be able to feel the cool water? NO! your not! mwahahaha! ooh theres a sand castle on the beach, i should make a game about living in a sand castle