Hamburger's Obbies of Pomegranate

Welcome to Hamburger's Obbies of Pomegranate, a craptastic platformer game based on the oversaturated dumpster fire, Juke's Towers of Hell. Deviating from the standards that define traditional towers, HOoP wears down at your sanity with charmingly unfair courses plagued with punishing gameplay and general builder's incompetence. You can experience neurodivergence firsthand through this seemingly indefinite compilation of decals, z-fighting, and free models that we unironically feel proud of. Whether it be an 11-minute walking section, a nigh-Horrific gothic metal tower, or a brain-slushifying plagiarism trip themed around furniture, we personally guarantee something in your head will stop working after playing this game. Pomegranates are indeed good, my friend. Play Hamburger's Obbies of Pomegranate today. Embrace the pomegranate. Give us money.