The City: ( Totally not ) Remastered

Update: Wowza, there's a weird beam firing contraption near a badly build path.... Probably teleports you somewhere else or something... Origins... Once upon a time in the land of Mediocre Dystopian Future, the largest known city was ruled by a small collection of random twenty year olds, in an attempt to come up with a actually original plan towards the goal of complete world domination, followed by a galactic war. However, after they put half an hour of effort into putting up a kick-starter page, they were unsuccessful and had only managed to save up 5 dollars and an old meme folder delivered via flash drive. In disappointment, they left. However, the flash drive was not forgotten, for the people in the secret society of EYE had silently eavesdropped the conversation and pocketed the flash drive. You must save the world...