| 🕑 | Californian

Bored with safe, boring games? GOOD. Here’s Californian, it’s barely held together, logic doesn't exist, and it throws you random stuff like it’s gonna care about you! There's blood. There’s regret. There's maybe baddies? Doesn’t matter. The name? It has nothing to do with the gameplay!!! JUST GO PLAY THE GAME, PRESS THE BUTTON PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLAY THE GAME!!! I need TO FEED MYSELF PELASEP LEASP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA May cause frequent death, excessive blood, unpredictable glitches, and uncontrollable fun. Side effects include confusion, laughter, and spontaneous explosions. Not responsible for lost sanity or broken keyboards. By playing, you agree that the developer cannot be held legally accountable, sued, or thrown in jail for whatever happens. Play at your own risk. [FULL MOBILE SUPPORT IS NOT ADDED YET] Inspired by: untitled meme game, be dead forever simulator, rememed meme game, Cry of Fear, Team Fortress 2, NMRIH, and more.