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I've come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog's a btc jass mtf, he issed on my fjkcing wjfe That's right, he took his hedgehog fjkcin little quilly djk out and he issed on my fjkcing wjfe, and he said his djk was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's DISGUSTING!" So I'm making a callout post on my twt Shadow the Hedgehog, you have a small djk, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, its like two xballs and a bxojng. He fjkced my wjfe, so guess what, I'M GONNA FJKC THE EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER ISS!! Except, I'm not gonna iss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M ISSING ON THE MOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I ISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the iss DROPLETS hit the fjkcing Earth, now get out of my fjkcing sight, before i iss on you too! (hey 🤯)