Bad ability game

Tired of rolling for that 1% ability? Tired of all those p2w players completely dominating everyone else? In this game, you are given an ability, and a level. There is no rerolling. More abilities may be added, with a data reset each time if so. "You don't get to choose who you are. You get to choose how you use who you are." This game is a joke, and should not be taken seriously.