The Salt Experiment
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An accurate Salt simulation. Any decision to harm or otherwise harass any Salts is entirely up to the player and not the fault of any developers of this Salt simulation. Salts are featured for entirely scientific purposes, and cannot experience pain or discomfort. One MRE Ration is provided every minute, to prevent starvation. Click on targets with a weapon and wait to charge up a more powerful swing or more accurate shot. Press [G] to pet, or press [G] while hovering over a Salt while psychotic for a kill. You may ask: Is this animal abuse? No, actually! Salt is neither man, nor creature, but an abomination and therefore has no human rights. The US Animal Welfare act, introduced in 1966, only regulates the treatment of cats & dogs, while Salt is a fox. Therefore, he also has no rights as an animal.

