find the waffles

a mediocre 'find the _____' game or 'collectathon' or '3D platformer' or whatever hip lingo the advertisers use to draw people in nowadays, don't listen to the game journalists they're all wrong and this game is amazing and ISN'T held together with tape, spit, and prayers find all the waffles with your toolbox movement scripts and explore a world that isn't actually canon to the waffle series at all you have to find them. find them all. you're legally obligated to find them now that you've read this WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO FIND THEM NOW