What do i even call this

A really goofy game designed to test random commands on unsuspecting infantry and cloakers. Basically, a repurposed dvn clone, with superpowers. Type in chat to activate them. Supported phrases (not caps sensitive): "make the sun rise", "the universe sings to me", "radioactive, radioactive", "the fog is coming", "this is how they make diamonds", "i cast fireball"