Slobby Bobby 57 Hamster Roleplay

For far too long the world has gone without a realistic hamster experience... until today. Experience life as a hamster, as my hamster. This interactive and realistic experience will not only have you captivated by it's interactive and innovative gameplay, it will make you question your own self and make you think: "Maybe I really am Slobby Bobby 57's hamster?" Eat food, drink water, and affirm your own hamster-ness in this critically acclaimed experience. ------------------------------- WARNING: Do NOT play for more than 1 hour a week. Studies have shown the manifestation of hamster and hamster-like traits in personnel who play above the recommended amount of time. Side effects include but are not limited to: -Feeling like a hamster -Desire to drink out of a tube/straw-like device -Desire to only eat pelleted foodstuffs -Longing for running on a stationary wheel -Increased levels of body hair growth -Rapid growth of front teeth -Claw-like elongation of the fingernails -Incontinence