Noob Theater (Nothing in game read the desc

Once upon a time there was a happy,happy,happy village.This village had the most nicest leader,Mr.Rose.He was setting up a boat for all the friends to come on.As they adventured off in the ocean Mr.Rose saw a big rain cloud.He told everyone to stay safe,but they SCREAMED AND THRASHED AROUND LIKE CRAZED LUNATICS.They all wanted to go home.So,Mr.Rose started making conversation with this cloud.'Go away please!!!'He said,but the rain didn't respond.All it did was sit there,raining on us.A bit later,he decided to strike LIGHTNING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT!!!!!HE FLUNG THE WHOLE SHIP OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN FOR NO GOD DANG REASON!IT THREW MOST OF THE FRIENDS OFF THE BOAT AND THEY CRASH LANDED WITH HARDLY ANY FRIENDS.The others woke up and were like 'Where is Mr.Rose?'and the other dude was like 'Look at that really,really,really big jail over there!'So they went to find Mr.Rose! This game was inspired by Battle block theater