Rock Simulator

🎮ROCK SIMULATOR: THE GREAT NOTHING 🎮 You are a ROCK. Great, motionless, infinitely meaningless. You are not a hero, not a warrior, not a savior of the world. You just lie there. Forever. 🦅 Birds fly in, sit on you, sometimes poop on you. 🦌 Deer look at you with respect. Or just don’t notice you. 🐸 Frogs jump nearby, perhaps considering you a god. But no, you are just a rock. 🛑Deep-standing mechanics – you can lie in the sun, in the grass, in the water… but nothing changes. 💀 An ending? There isn’t one. You remain a rock. Forever. 🎮Play in the game. Become a rock. Accept your fate.