Happy Oofday I - Remade From Scratch

It is your oofday today, but beware! The evil spirit of Oof has returned to murder you! Again... Just as you think you are toast... somebody unexpected arrives and rescues you from your terrible fate! didn't this already happen- Will you die a horrifying death attempting to escape Oof? You already di- Or will you make it out of this game alive... It's your choice! Try to collect all of the endings badges or search for the true ending BUT THERE ARE NO BADGES- and you're wondering why this description is so weird? Yeah this is an remake. This is the original 2025 REMAKE of da game! Play the 2028 remaster of a remaster here!: its still not 2028 you spontaneous human being Join our group <redacted> for more games like this! 4 endings: rocking chair, gunshot, bad ending, secret passage (kinda) more coming soon the game is finally finished hahahahahahah true ending added but its mega lazy so play the real happy oofday plz bruh im writing until i reach 1000 characters right now it is 999.