Peculiar Balloon Anomaly

"G" To toggle mouse lock, "LeftShift" to sprint. According to newfound research, a creature resembling the world-renowned "Spongebob Personal Balloon" has suddenly shown itself in the retro-styled place of "Crossroads". It seems to make odd sounds, and manipulates the mind of those around it to pay attention to it and nothing else. It's believed to be fully sentient, with how it slowly approaches players. Surprisingly, no sort of aggression has been recorded yet. For now, we will classify it as an "Euclid" class anomaly in the system.