drill bits

ok so there was some drill bits and they lived in a box and the box was dark and smelly and full of spiders but the drill bits didn’t care because they were brave and strong and made of spin and metal and they all had names like spinman and pointy and big chonk and skinny jim and they liked to go dig dig into stuff like wood and cheese and sometimes walls and one time they tried to drill the moon but the moon said no so they went back home and had a nap and then one day a human with big hands picked them up and said lets build a chair but the drill bits were tired so they said no and the human got mad and dropped one and now that drill bit is lost forever in the crack behind the fridge and no one talks about him anymore but sometimes at night the other drill bits say they hear him whispering from the shadows and now they sleep with one eye open even though drill bits don’t have eyes but they do now because i said so and then one day they found a spoon and named it king and drill bits