(BETA) One night at red penguin

(funny to troll your friends) Welcome to Redbird Robotics, the once-celebrated tech company behind the world’s first animatronic arctic mascot line: RoboPenguins™. Designed to perform. these penguins were the perfect blend of cold-resistant engineering and AI personality programming. At the heart of the lineup stood the prototype: Model RP-01 — Robo Red Penguin. Red Penguin was bigger, smarter, and more "emotionally expressive" than the others. He had custom voice lines, unique behavioral routines, and the ability to self-correct programming flaws without human input. But after a series of incidents—including staff injuries, unauthorized movement during off-hours, and unexplained memory leaks—Redbird Robotics quietly shuttered the testing facility and pulled funding. The entire RoboPenguin project was buried beneath corporate red tape. You and some friends are technicians sent to the abandoned facility for a “routine overnight diagnostic."