Grow a RETRO [ALPHA]
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[GROW A RETRO] Welcome to Grow a Retro, a RETRO gardening game so RETRO your nuts will RETRO off your legs. This isn’t your average soulless gardening ripoff. This has DEPTH. This has FUN. Try Grow a Retro today! Just a warning: progress only saves in the server you're in. If you rejoin a new one, it's all gone. Sorry not sorry. “This game gave me diabetes.” - Honest Man “I hate shoe bench!” - Mad Man “You should add Mold Mario.” - pure_lucorice “THIS GAME [#@!%]ING ROCKS!!! GOOD [SPECIL] [DEALS]!!! BY THE WAY!!!" -some guy that gave me spam mail "why is there no microtransactions" -someone "i love wiggling" -ace It's cursed, and it will stare into your soul like a 2004 flash game on Newgrounds. So retro it requires a CRT monitor for full effect [LEGAL NOTICE TO NINTENDO LAWYERS: WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO. THIS IS A PARODY OF "GROW A GARDEN" AND CONTAINS 1% ACTUAL MARIO AND LUIGI. PLEASE DO NOT SUE.]