penguinSux's Shrek is love, Shrek is life Story 3

I was sleeping, I smelled cupcakes while sleeping. "What the" I said. The smell woke me up. I was in a bad place, "NOT AGAIN!" I yelled. I was in a rainbow cupcake factory with a bunch of bronies and ponies. I was tied up, I tried to cut off the rope. Fluttershy said "Say by by to fatty ogre man". Shrek crashes through the ceiling. "SHREK HELP!" I yelled. Shrek roared and ripped off limbs of bronies, and ripped heads off of ponies. A weird Unikitty creature comes in, She was shocked because she saw Shrek. The unikitty tried to fly away, but Shrek did an MLG throwing knife at her, the unikitty dies. Rainbow Dash stabs me. "I THOUGHT RAINBOW DASH DIED". Rainbow dash said "I faked my own death'' Shrek chokes rainbow dash and beat her to death with an Onion. Shrek healed me with Onions. "It's okay laddeh" Said Shrek. I said "Is it ogre?" Shrek said "It's all ogre now. Shrek takes me back home. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" Tags: My little pony, Frozen, Shrek