BEAT UP BUILDERMAN (REWORK!!)

I’ve got a big announcement to make: Builderman is a meanie! That’s right, he played a really rude prank on my wife! He even bragged about it, saying, ‘It was THIS big!’ and I said, ‘That’s gross, Builderman!’ So now I’m making a call-out post on my Official Page: Builderman, you’re not as cool as you think — you’re smaller than a walnut! And guess what? I’ll show you what I’ve got! That’s right, tall points, no quills, no fluff — looks like two gumballs and a straw! Builderman messed with my wife, so now I’m gonna mess with the whole planet! That’s right — I’m using my SUPER WATER LASER!! But I’m not aiming at Earth… oh no… I’m going higher! I’m spraying the whole MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I watered the Moon! You’ve got twenty-three hours before the sprinkles start falling back down to Earth. Now get outta my sight… before I splash you too! #FreeSchlep