Chef Boyardee

Just a few nights ago, I was sitting on the couch, watching my favorite TV show, when I heard a voice say, "Come here my child, follow my voice." I did what the voice wanted and followed it into the kitchen. I was surprised to see a giant can of Chef Boyardee sitting in the middle of my kitchen. I stood there in amazement wondering what would happen next. Then he broke the silence and asked, "Why haven't you been your Chef Boyardee my child. I said I didn't like Chef Boyardee anymore. He said I was lying and asked me to climb inside I said no. Then, he pulled out a gun and said, "Get inside or you will die." I said ok and climbed into him The Chef Boyardee was like quicksand, the more you struggle, the quicker you sink. After a while, the Chef Boyardee consumed me and I fell into a Chef Boyardee void. I fell for what seemed like hours, and then a white light consumed me, and I woke up laying on the floor in the kitchen. I was reborn. I was a new man.