Elite wing: Area 51

An exact replica of area 51 (accept for the dead bloody aliens and the ufo's) i modeled it by looking at pictures in google earth of area 51. Theres 2 main secrets about this place. if you find them out ill make u an Area 51 gaurd. Just message me and tell me the 2 secrets and ill make u a gaurd. If i get 1000 visits ill make the ufo flyable. It can shoot missles in all directions, release a spy cam that you controll, shoot a laser tractor beam than picks people up and drops them in the ship, and a laser that makes people melt when it hits them. Heres the story: OK DrewsomeB found out about area 51 and bought it from the military for like 1.5 million dollars. So now Elite wing owns area 51 and all its workers.