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Welcome to “Mop Planet: The Slightly Damp Adventure” 🪣🌍 Nobody remembers how you got here. One minute you were standing still, the next you woke up on a floating planet covered in… mops. Thousands of them. Some are friendly. Some whisper. One of them definitely owes you money. In this game, nothing behaves quite right. Gravity occasionally forgets its job. Doors open into places they probably shouldn’t, like the inside of a sandwich or a hallway that loops back into your own footsteps. NPCs will give you quests, but they might change halfway through talking. One might ask you to find their lost hat, then suddenly insist you are the hat. Core features include: 🧽 Mop-based traversal (slide, bounce, and politely drift) 🌀 Unstable environments that rearrange when you blink (don’t blink too much) 🗣️ Questionable NPC dialogue that ranges from helpful to deeply confusing 🕳️ Portals that lead somewhere… probably 🪙 Currency that may or may not exist depending on how much you believe