BREWSTEW: DROPKICK

Alright, we all had that friend growing up that had all the cool toys that you never had. You get all jealous like, “oh cool, look, he’s got a Nintendo 64 and I’m over here with three Lincoln Logs.” Cool. That kid to me was my friend David. He had pretty much everything he wanted as a kid. For example, David had a bunk bed in his room. But David was an only child, so what does he need a bunk bed for? I didn’t know all your stuffed animals needed a place to sleep. He had all the cool stuff. You finally got that sweet holographic Pokemon card? Well, guess what? He’s got three of them. But out of everything David had, the trampoline in his backyard was the best. The day he got it, all the kids in the neighborhood just marveled at it. We can bounce up to the moon on this thing. And boy, did we. We jumped on that thing and jumped and jumped and jumped. [Game: Dropkick]