HOMEDUTY

As a delightful employee of Randy's Homesitter Service™, it is YOUR duty to maintain structural integrity of homes for out of town homeowners! YOU will be the ones to risk your life preventing fires, stopping burglaries, answering the door to strangers, and fending off the cops; just to get paid below minimum wage. You are armed with three things: - Instructions - Money - Four underpaid and equally as miserable as you co-workers. The job is simple. Housesit > wait > don't die (optional) > get the hell out. It should've been simple. But honestly.. - The homes are prone to spontaneously combust - There are homeowners who dont listen to their bank and in return, dont pay mortgage - Your employer is.... interesting - There is a hunger meter - Interest rates in real estate are absurdly high this time of year But you will get paid. Inspired by: No, I'm not a Human Project Zomboid Sims 4 60 Seconds